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PostSubject: Pathan Messegs ,Funny SMS, Pathan Jokes Urdu, Pathan Text, Pathan SMS Jokes   Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:42 pm




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2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga Very Happy

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Smile Smile Smile Mad Mad


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A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

Very Happy Very Happy bounce No Very Happy Smile Smile Smile Mad Mad


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1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

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Intelligent Pathan

Aik Pathan Rozana Cycle pe Rait ki Bori rakh k Border se guzrta tha,
Police uski Checking krti to Bori me se Rait k siwa kuch na nikalta,
Ek Din Police wale ne Pathan se pucha k tum Smuggling kis Cheez ki krte ho!

Pathan bola: CYCLE ki , O teri khair, Ena Inteligent Pathan.
Mad Mad Mad Mad


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PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .
DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.
USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHA
JAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …
HAMARA ALLAH MALIK HAI.

Embarassed Sad Shocked Shocked

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Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.


Very Happy Very Happy Smile Smile Smile Mad Mad


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Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?

Pathan:
4

Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?

Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.
cat cat cat


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BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?

pathan:cousin ki shadi he.

boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?

pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

Basketball Basketball Basketball


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1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.


sunny sunny Sleep

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Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di

Police: Q ki?

Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha

Main ne pucha kon hai?

To bola tumhri BHABI..

scratch scratch

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Teacher to pathan:
batao Pakistan ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lehraya gya?

Pathan boht dair sochnay k bad bola:

Hawa mei…. :-

drunken drunken


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PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga

PATHAN:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do.

rabbit rabbit

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A Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

Another Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

A Pathan Scientist Was Watching & Concluded

Humans r Soluble in water
affraid affraid



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Best Break Up Ever: A Pathan Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His GirlFriend.

Girl Friend: What Was That For? Pathan: Its OVER!:-D
lol! lol! lol!



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Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!
Razz Razz Razz



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Shadi Me Khana K wqt pathan Ko Plate Nhi Mili
pathan Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
pathan: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi Ayga:-)
albino


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1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..

Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:

“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….

lol! scratch geek

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1 pathan boht der se 1 Haseen Larki ko Ghoor rha tha

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Larki:
Kya dekh rhe ho?

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Pathan:
Hm soch rha tha k agr tm hmara AMMI hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.


Like a Star @ heaven Wink Exclamation

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pathan Bakra zibah krne lga to confuse ho gea k parhna kia hy.
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Ek lamha sochne k bad churi chalate hue josh se bola,
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Happy birthday to You.
Smile Smile Smile



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Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)
No No No



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Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly

board pe likha hy:

YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

( -_-)




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Pthan Naqli note le kr surf lane shop pe gya.
Shopkepr:
is me Quaid-e-Azam k sr pe Topi nhi hai.
Pthan:
wo meli ho gai hai usi k liey to surf leney aya hun.



study study


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Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p
bounce bounce






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Pathan ne purani motercycle ko 5, 5, k noton se sajaya hua tha
Aik Admi ny pocha k yeh kya
Pathan: Hm ko karigar bola k is pay paisa lagao thek ho jaegi.
Basketball Basketball




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Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
Pathan:
“bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you” baji.


affraid pale I love you

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pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kiya “i miss u”

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bohut dair sochny k baad pathan nay jawaab diya:
“i student u”

confused


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Pathan: Yaar Mujhe logon Ne Social Work Kerne Per ßOht Maara..

dost: SociaL Work?
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Pathan: Haan
Mein Ne Qaßristan k Gate Pr WeLcome Ka Board Lga dia Tha


farao confused pale

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1 pathan samose khol kar ander ka masala kha raha tha.

1 admi ne pocha pura kiun nahi khate?

pathan bola:baba doctor ne bahir ki cheez khane se mana kia hai.!


Arrow Arrow

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Pathan ne apni Qaza Namaz ada krny ki sochi
Namaz se pehly unchi awaz me niyat ki

2 rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
4 November 1996
5:20 purana time.
ALLAH O AKBAR

Very Happy Very Happy


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Man: Radio or Akhbar me kya farq hai?

Pathan (bohat sochny k bad): Daikh mera bhai, baat hai samjhny wali, ab radio me Aap rotiyan tou nai la skty na.;-)


elephant

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Molvi ne Pathan se puchha
Gusal k kitne Farz haiñ?
Pathan. 3
Molvi.. kon kon se?

?

Pathan.
1.sabon
2.shampoo
aur
3.tolya>;-)


No cat

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Cinema main khawaateen k huqooq per film chal rahi thi.
1khaatoon ne josh mein naara lagaya:
aaj ki aurat kiya nahi kar sakti?
Pathan bola road per peshaab.

albino monkey clown

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Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.


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1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..
geek geek



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Polio team drwaze pr aai
Pathan BV se:bandooq or kartoos kahan hen?
Polio team bhagi, peche se pathan ne awaz di:
Ruko bhai, ye mere bachon k naam hen…




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Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga

Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye

mere betay ka jahaz ha???…

Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt

ghar pe bomb

phenk dia kare ga



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Pathan got a message Kya aap Imran Khan ke saath hain?’
pathan replied Nai mein ghar pe hu..kuch kaam tha kyaa??:-D




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1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai




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Girl PATHAN se

Jb ap k pas mobile hy or mere pas b mobile hy to ap ne LETTER kyo bheja?

Pathan:

O humne tumko call kia tha

us me baji boli plz TRY LETTER



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Doctor to Pathan: Aapki ek kidney fail ho gayi hai
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Pathan pehle to bahut roya. Phir aansu ponchte huye poocha..?
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Kitne number se.:p





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2 PATHAN bank lootne gay par GUN bhool gay.
Phir bhi bank loot liya.
KESE?

Bank manager bhi PATHAN tha
Bola GUN kal dikha jana
Hum ko zuban ka etbar hy.






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Teacher :pani ka formula batao??
Pathan:
H2MgClNaClHNO3.
Teacher :Stupid, ye kia hai??
Pathan:Sir, ye Selaab ka pani hai..




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1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola:
Janab Light Band Kr Do

K.E.S.C Wala: Hiran Ho Kar Q Sir?
Man: Wo Yara Hmaray Dimagh Me
1 Naya Gali Aya Hai
Wo Tumko Dena Hy.







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Pathan:
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha


Dost:
Wo kaisay ?


Pathan:
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.





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Teacher:
2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?

Pathan:
humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:
tumare pas 2 rotiyan thi
tmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?

Pathan:
salan...







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Pathan aur Sardar paani peenay gai, glass ulta para hua tha

Sardar: Khan Sahab iska to moo hi band hai.

Pathan: Haan yar yeh to neechay se b toota hua hai…





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